JOKE OF THE DAY- 'Who is that Fool?'

A man  having an argument with his wife in the heat of which the wife called him a fool, the husband got angry and said he can not be called a FOOL by a woman not even his wife; she must therefore leave his house.

Neighbors intervened and the matter was resolved. But the wife was still bristling with anger.

Later that night it rained heavily, and it was so cold the husband wanted to perform his manly duty, sneaking his hand to touch his wife's thighs in the dark, the wife said "who is that FOOL?". The husband gently and quietly answered, "It's Me!