LETTER TO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

Dear ladies,

Firstly… If you’re still struggling to find a husband at an old age because you’re looking for a perfect man, something is certainly wrong with you. Now, your propaganda magazine tells you that ‘All men are liars, cheat and useless’, but let’s be honest here, which is more likely, is it there is something wrong with 70 million African men? Or there is something wrong with one African women, YOU? The truth is this, when a product is not doing well, the sales team doesn’t blame the customers, they either blame the product or sales and marketing strategy. So ladies, have you being marketing yourself? Do you think you will be picked out of the shelf and placed in a basket of matrimony if you are always hanging out with coven of witches you call friends? Those ladies who intimidated any man who approaches you?

Hmm drinking yourself to stupor every Friday and Saturday night does not exactly makes you looks like a marriage materials. Neither will any product (YOU) do well in the market if the sales team (YOU) reek of desperation. Nagging, whining only tells a man that he is watching a preview of what will be like if he walks down the aisle with you. If your precious EX’s all complained about your nags, get a gag!

You want a husband? …. Invest in a good wardrobe and dress well. When a man comes to you, smile and be polite even if he doesn’t fit to your mental image of your kind of man. At 18, most ladies already have an image of her perfect man, which includes height, body type and wealth. As times goes on, a lady will add more qualities to her list. Such that by the time she is dating for a marriage, not a single man alive can meet her exact standards.

Ladies, stop coming to relationship with a chip on your shoulder. If you believe all men are ‘bad’ all men are Dogs, then it will become a self fulfilling prophesy. No man is perfect, if you want to find a perfect man, you will have to do a Genesis chapter one and make him out of clay, and breathe life to him. And even then, chances are, he may still disappoint.

You say you can’t marry a blue collar guy like a mechanic or carpenter, now if a carpenter was good enough to marry Mary mother of the Jesus Christ, why isn’t one good enough for you? Do not focus on where a man is now, but look and see where he has the potentials to be. Don’t focus on some petty physical features that are not up to your Mexican soap-opera standards.

Hmm your dream man, will he be faithful? Will he be a good father to your kids and a good husband to you? Will he love, cherish and respect you? What the point of being beaten to a pulp every night by some rich, good looking and womanizer jerk? Do you want a future where you will sit in traffic in your BMW X6, GUCCI sunglasses covering your swollen eyes and you look out of window and see a happy couple in 1972 Old Crap Non-silencer Volks Wagen holding hands, laughing and giggling like new wedded couple even after 12 years of marriage.

I believe wherever you are, its full of good men, you’re just so caught up day dreaming about your fantasy man that they are passing unnoticed before your very eyes. Don’t be cynical, fussy and uptight. Improve your product, and how it’s marke ted and demand for it will grow through the roof. And remember you’r e competing in a modern African market. Don’ t fake pregnancy or get pregnant to trap him, that doesn’t works anymore!

Your perfect man is out there, he may not look like what you want or expect, but if you give him a chance, the two of you will find joy, companionship and completion like you have never thought possible. Everybody can love a rose but it takes a great heart to include the thorns.
Wish you the best in your quest for a life partner.

Have you ever seen a perfect man or woman?